Dr. Pumpernickel
Our  house special Pumpernickel Root Beer, exclusively brewed by
Captain Lawrence, blended with vanilla vodka, Creme de Cocoa and cherry flavoring.

Orange Creamcycle
Vanilla Vodka, Triple Sec, fresh orange juice topped with sprite.

Electric Gatorade
Goes down like a sports drink, kicks like a cocktail.
Citron Vodka, Blue Curacao, Sour Mix, topped with sprite.

Tequila Sunrise
The best part of waking up is Tequila in your cup.
Tequila, grenadine, and Fresh orange juice.

Fighting Irishman
Might sound rough, but this blend of fine Irish liquors goes down surprisingly smooth.
Baily’s Irish Cream, Irish Mist and Jameson. 10.5 oz rocks.

Pumpernickel Punch
The house cocktail. You’re here so you have to try it.
Mix of flavored vodkas with fresh juices.

P3 (Pumpernickel’s Perfect Patron) Margarita
Only the best.  Patron Tequila, Gran Marnier, and margarita mix made from scratch.
Available frozen or on the rocks and with pomegranate, watermelon or strawberry flavoring.

Hurricane
Will send you fleeing from your home and directly through our front door
Dark and light rum mixed with fresh orange juice, pineapple juice and grenadine.

Long Island Iced Green Tea
A new twist on an old favorite. Vodka, Rum, Scotch and Whisky, Green Tea liquor,
with a dash of sour mix and some real green tea.
You can also stick with the traditional version of the L.I.T.

Classic Martini
You choose the vodka or gin, we’ll do the rest. 
Available classic, dirty or dry.

Purple Hazetini
Just about the coolest color martini you’ve ever seen.
Also tastes great too. Rasberry Vodka, Blue Curacao, cranberry
and lime juices.

Cran-Appletini
While a regular Appletini is also available, we suggest you try this new variation.
Citron Vodka, Apple pucker and a splash of cranberry juice.

Southern Belletini
Don’t be fooled.  Even though she looks and tastes innocent enough,
she can still knock you on your arse. Southern Comfort, Strawberry Vodka,
Chamboard, Cranberry Juice and watermelon pucker.

Pomopolotin (Pom-o-pol-i-tin)
Citron Vodka, triple sec, fresh pomegranate juice and a dash of fresh lime juice.
Traditional Cosmopolitan also available.

Lime Green Teatini
You almost feel healthy drinking it.
Vodka, Green Tea liqueur, lime juice and real green tea.

Real Espresso Martini
Because we think real espresso should go in an espresso martini.
Vanilla Vodka, Frangelica and a fresh shot of actual espresso.

Margatini
Think a margarita minus the useless ice and sour mix and more liquor.
Tequilla, triple sec and a dash of fresh lime juice.  Available flavored upon request.